day 21

newtown creek water
ninety five percent poison
and five percent eels

day 20

shows versus concerts
concerts are for your parents
they love billy joel

day 19

ah, free furniture
we would say in the years past
thanks a lot bed bugs

day 18

post office madness
where is that book I ordered
lost in space and time

day 17

driving in brooklyn
much like a video game
but more dangerous

day 16

satan seitan, ha!
uh, please stop using this joke
if it is a joke?

day 15

rats running wild
all over the subway tracks
isn't nature great